2003 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards Explained

Number:26
Award:Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
Date:February 22, 2004
Film:The Cat in the Hat
Most Wins:Gigli (5)
Most Nominations:The Cat in the Hat (12)
Last:2002
Next:2004

The 26th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards were released by the Hastings Bad Cinema Society in 2004 to honour the worst films the film industry had to offer in 2003.[1] The Cat in the Hat received the most nominations with twelve. All nominees and winners, with respective percentages of votes for each category, are listed below. Dishonourable mentions are also featured for Worst Picture (56 total).

Winners and nominees

Worst Film

Film[2] Percentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat (Universal)41%
Boat Trip (Artisan)3%
(New Line)11%
From Justin to Kelly (FOX)26%
Gigli (Columbia)19%

Dishonourable Mentions

Worst Director

RecipientPercentage of Votes
McG for 30%
Richard Benjamin for Marci X10%
Martin Brest for Gigli26%
Robert Iscove for From Justin to Kelly15%
Bo Welch for The Cat in the Hat19%

Worst Actor

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Ben Affleck in Daredevil, Paycheck, and Gigli33%
Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster7%
Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio15%
Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly26%
Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat19%

Worst Actress

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Jennifer Lopez in Gigli48%
Drew Barrymore in and Duplex15%
Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly19%
Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days15%
Lisa Kudrow in Marci X3%

Worst Supporting Actor

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Sylvester Stallone in 52%
Alec Baldwin in The Cat in the Hat3%
Justin Bartha in Gigli27%
John Malkovich in Johnny English7%
Roger Moore in Boat Trip22%

Worst Supporting Actress

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Penelope Cruz in Gothika and Masked and Anonymous26%
Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses22%
Robin Givens in Head of State19%
Lainie Kazan in Gigli22%
Estella Warren in Kangaroo Jack11%

Worst Screenplay for a Film Grossing More Than $100M Worldwide Using Hollywood Math

RecipientPercentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat (Universal), written by Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer52%
(Columbia), written by John August, Cormac Wibberley, and Marianne Wibberley19%
(MGM), written by Kate Kondell10%
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.), written by The Wachowskis19%
Scary Movie 3 (Dimension), written by Craig Mazin and Pat Proft0%

Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Boat Trip (Artisan)40%
The Cat in the Hat (Universal)28%
(New Line)24%
Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.)0%
Scary Movie 3 (Dimension)3%

Worst Song or Song Performance in a Film or Its End Credits

RecipientPercentage of Votes
"Anytime" by Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini from From Justin to Kelly33%
"Baby Got Back" by Justin Bartha from Gigli30%
"Cross the Green Mountain" by Bob Dylan from Gods and Generals7%
"Fun, Fun, Fun" by Mike Myers from The Cat in the Hat22%
"Power in My Purse" by Lisa Kudrow from Marci X8%

Most Intrusive Musical Score

RecipientPercentage of Votes
(Columbia)41%
Bad Boys 2 (Columbia)15%
House of 1000 Corpses (Lionsgate)15%
Gigli (Columbia)10%
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX)19%

Worst On-Screen Couple

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli33%
Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly30%
Cuba Gooding, Jr. and anyone forced to co-star with him in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio15%
Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans in Marci X7%
Stephen Lang and 5-Year-Old Lydia Jordan, YIKES!in Gods and Generals15%

Most Annoying Fake Accent (Male)

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Ben Affleck in Gigli41%
Walton Goggins in House of 1000 Corpses7%
John Malkovich in Johnny English7%
Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat26%
John Travolta in Basic19%

Most Annoying Fake Accent (Female)

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Jennifer Lopez in Gigli26%
Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses19%
Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly14%
Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma19%
Connie Nielsen in Basic22%

Worst Sequel

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Bad Boys 2 (Columbia)26%
(Columbia)22%
(MGM)20%
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.)13%
(Dimension)19%

The Spencer Breslin Award (for Worst Performance by a Child in a Feature Role)

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Spencer Breslin in The Cat in the HatN/A
Dakota Fanning in The Cat in the Hat and Uptown GirlsN/A
Lydia Jordan in Gods and GeneralsN/A
Frankie Muniz in Agent Cody BanksN/A
Daryl Sabara in N/A

Least "Special" Special Effects

RecipientPercentage of Votes
Hulk (Universal)41%
(Columbia)19%
Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.)14%
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX)26%
(Dimension)0%

Worst On-Screen Group

RecipientPercentage of Votes
The Post-Teen Alcoholics in The Real Cancun33%
The Angels in 15%
The League of the Hopelessly Miscast in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen11%
The Pennsylvania Posse in From Justin to Kelly15%
Sylvester Stallone and his multiple personalities in 19%

Most Annoying Non-Human Character

RecipientPercentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat played by Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat48%
The Hulk in Hulk19%
Kangaroo Jack in Kangaroo Jack22%
Thing 1 & Thing 2 played by Dan Castellaneta in The Cat in the Hat4%
Tink played by Ludivine Sagnier in Peter Pan7%

Most Overrated Movie

RecipientPercentage of Votes
The Last Samurai (Warner Bros.)31%
Big Fish (Columbia)7%
(Miramax)23%
(New Line)12%
Lost in Translation (Focus)27%

Films with multiple wins and nominations

The following films received multiple nominations:

NominationsFilm
12The Cat in the Hat
11Gigli
8From Justin to Kelly
7
5Boat Trip
4House of 1000 Corpses
Kangaroo Jack
Marci X
3Gods and Generals
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
2Alex & Emma
Bad Boys 2
Basic
The Fighting Temptations
Hulk
Johnny English
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Radio
Scary Movie 3

The following films received multiple wins:

WinsFilm
5Gigli
4The Cat in the Hat
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Notes and References

  1. Web site: Past Winners Database . https://web.archive.org/web/20070815123207/http://theenvelope.latimes.com/extras/lostmind/year/2003/2003st.htm . dead . 15 August 2007 . The Envelope at L.A. Times . 7 October 2019.
  2. Web site: Worst of 2003 Results by Percentage . https://web.archive.org/web/20061112232056/http://www.thestinkers.com/2003.html . The Stinkers . dead . November 12, 2006 . January 8, 2024.