| Year: | 1985 |
| Team: | Penn Quakers |
| Sport: | football |
| Conference: | Ivy League |
| Short Conf: | Ivy |
| Record: | 7–2–1 |
| Conf Record: | 6–1 |
| Head Coach: | Jerry Berndt |
| Hc Year: | 5th |
| Captain: | Tom Gilmore |
| Captain2: | Jeff Goyette |
| Stadium: | Franklin Field |
| Champion: | Ivy League champion |
The 1985 Penn Quakers football team represented the University of Pennsylvania in the 1985 NCAA Division I-AA football season.