| Team: | Calgary Stampeders |
| Year: | 1985 |
| Record: | 3–13 |
| Division Place: | 5th, West |
| General Manager: | Earl Lunsford |
| Coach: | Steve Buratto, Bud Riley |
| Stadium: | McMahon Stadium |
| Playoffs: | did not qualify |
| Shortnavlink: | Stampeders seasons |
The 1985 Calgary Stampeders finished in fifth place in the West Division with a 3–13 record and failed to make the playoffs.
| BC Lions | 16 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 481 | 297 | 26 | |
| Winnipeg Blue Bombers | 16 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 500 | 259 | 24 | |
| Edmonton Eskimos | 16 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 432 | 373 | 20 | |
| 16 | 5 | 11 | 0 | 320 | 462 | 10 | ||
| 16 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 256 | 429 | 6 |
| Week | Game | Date | Opponent | Results | Venue | Attendance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Score | Record | |||||||
| 1 | 1 | Wed, July 10 | at Montreal Concordes | L 18–22 | 0–1 | Olympic Stadium | 22,946 | |
| 2 | 2 | Sun, July 21 | vs. BC Lions | L 14–39 | 0–2 | McMahon Stadium | 15,769 | |
| 3 | 3 | Sun, July 28 | at Ottawa Rough Riders | L 12–14 | 0–3 | Lansdowne Park | 20,153 | |
| 4 | 4 | Sat, Aug 3 | vs. Saskatchewan Roughriders | L 17–30 | 0–4 | McMahon Stadium | 16,089 | |
| 5 | 5 | Sun, Aug 11 | vs. Montreal Concordes | L 6–29 | 0–5 | McMahon Stadium | 13,153 | |
| 6 | 6 | Sat, Aug 17 | at BC Lions | W 35–32 | 1–5 | BC Place | 37,462 | |
| 7 | 7 | Sun, Aug 25 | at Winnipeg Blue Bombers | L 6–43 | 1–6 | Winnipeg Stadium | 28,166 | |
| 8 | 8 | Mon, Sept 2 | vs. Edmonton Eskimos | L 28–34 | 1–7 | McMahon Stadium | 18,253 | |
| 9 | Bye | |||||||
| 10 | 9 | Sat, Sept 14 | vs. Ottawa Rough Riders | W 32–7 | 2–7 | McMahon Stadium | 12,076 | |
| 11 | 10 | Sat, Sept 21 | at Edmonton Eskimos | L 6–17 | 2–8 | Commonwealth Stadium | 39,327 | |
| 12 | 11 | Sun, Sept 29 | vs. Hamilton Tiger-Cats | L 13–30 | 2–9 | McMahon Stadium | 14,121 | |
| 13 | 12 | Fri, Oct 4 | at Saskatchewan Roughriders | L 10–21 | 2–10 | Taylor Field | 19,700 | |
| 14 | 13 | Mon, Oct 14 | vs. Toronto Argonauts | W 28–17 | 3–10 | McMahon Stadium | 18,303 | |
| 15 | 14 | Sun, Oct 20 | at Toronto Argonauts | L 10–26 | 3–11 | Exhibition Stadium | 26,352 | |
| 16 | 15 | Fri, Oct 25 | vs. Winnipeg Blue Bombers | L 4–47 | 3–12 | McMahon Stadium | 11,184 | |
| 17 | 16 | Sat, Nov 2 | at Hamilton Tiger-Cats | L 17–21 | 3–13 | Ivor Wynne Stadium | 14,052 | |