| Team: | New Zealand |
| Destination: | Scotland and England |
| Yearstart: | 1983 |
| Matchplayed: | 8 |
| Matchwon: | 5 |
| Matchdraw: | 1 |
| Matchlost: | 2 |
| Testplayed: | 2 |
| Testwon: | 0 |
| Testdraw: | 1 |
| Testlost: | 1 |
| Played1: | 1 |
| Won1: | 0 |
| Draw1: | 1 |
| Lost1: | 0 |
| Played2: | 1 |
| Won2: | 0 |
| Draw2: | 0 |
| Lost2: | 1 |
The 1983 New Zealand rugby union tour of Britain was a series of eight matches played by the New Zealand national rugby union team (the All Blacks) in Scotland and England in October and November 1983. New Zealand won five of their eight games, drew one and lost the other two. They won neither of the two international matches, drawing with Scotland and losing to England. In the non-international fixtures they also suffered a defeat by the English Midlands Division invitational team.
Scores and results list New Zealand's points tally first.
| Opposing Team | For | Against | Date | Venue | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | 6 | 26 October | Myreside, Edinburgh | ||
| 30 | 9 | 29 October | Netherdale, Galashiels | ||
| Northern Division | 27 | 21 | 2 November | Gateshead International Stadium, Gateshead | |
| London Division | 18 | 15 | 5 November | Twickenham, London | |
| Midland Division | 13 | 19 | 8 November | Welford Road, Leicester | |
| 25 | 25 | 12 November | Murrayfield, Edinburgh | ||
| South & South-West Division | 18 | 6 | 15 November | Memorial Ground, Bristol | |
| 9 | 15 | 19 November | Twickenham, London |
Book: Stephen Jones . Rothmans Rugby Union Yearbook 1984–85. 1984. Queen Anne Press . 0-356-10448-6. 32–39.