| Mode: | Basketball |
| Year: | 1981–82 |
| Team: | Houston Cougars |
| Conference: | Southwest Conference |
| Short Conf: | SWC |
| Record: | 25–8 |
| Conf Record: | 11–5 |
| Hc Year: | 26th |
| Asst Coach1: | Terry Kirkpatrick |
| Asst Coach2: | Don Schverak |
| Bowl Result: | Final Four |
The 1981–82 Houston Cougars men's basketball team represented the University of Houston in NCAA Division I competition in the 1981–82 season. This was the first of Houston's famous Phi Slama Jama teams, led by Rob Williams, Michael Young, Larry Micheaux, and future Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler. Another future Hall of Famer, Akeem Olajuwon, played sparingly off the bench that season.
Houston, coached by Guy Lewis, played its home games in the Hofheinz Pavilion in Houston, Texas, and was then a member of the Southwest Conference.
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See main article: 1981–82 NCAA Division I men's basketball rankings. [3]
| Year | Player | Round | Pick | NBA club |
| 1 | 19 | |||
| 1982 | 6 | 136 | ||
| 1 | 14 | |||
| 1983 | 2 | 29 | ||
| 1 | 1 | |||
| 1983 | 1 | 24 | ||
| 5 | 103 | Chicago Bulls | ||