| Year: | 1970 |
| Team: | Houston Cougars |
| Sport: | football |
| Conference: | Independent |
| Coachrank: | 13 |
| Aprank: | 19 |
| Record: | 8–3 |
| Hc Year: | 9th |
| Off Scheme: | Veer–T |
The 1970 Houston Cougars football team represented the University of Houston during the 1970 NCAA University Division football season.
See also: 1970 Ole Miss Rebels football team.