| Club: | Hawthorn Football Club |
| Season: | 1933 |
| President: | Dr. Jacob Jona |
| Coach: | Arthur Rademacher (acting) Bill Twomey, Sr. |
| Captain: | Bill Twomey, Sr. |
| Home Ground: | Glenferrie Oval |
| Regularseason Comp: | VFL Season |
| Regularseason Result: | 3–15 (11th) |
| Finals Series: | Finals Series |
| Finals Result: | Did not qualify |
| Club B&Amp;F: | Best and Fairest |
| Best And Fairest: | Bert Mills |
| Leading Goalscorer: | Ted Pool (27) |
| Highest Attendance: | 16,000 (Round 2 vs.) |
| Lowest Attendance: | 4,000 (Round 14 vs., Round 18 vs.) |
| Average Attendance: | 10,389 |
| Prevseason: | 1932 |
| Nextseason: | 1934 |
The 1933 season was the Hawthorn Football Club's 9th season in the Victorian Football League and 32nd overall. Arthur Rademacher stepped in as coach after appointed coach Fred Phillips died on the eve of the season. Rademacher coached the first four games before Hawthorn appointed Bill Twomey, Sr. as coach for the rest of the season.
| Rd | Date and local time | Opponent | Scores (Hawthorn's scores indicated in bold) | Venue | Attendance | Record | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Home | Away | Result | |||||||
| 1 | Saturday, 29 April (2:45 pm) | 10.17 (77) | 11.13 (79) | Won by 2 points | Junction Oval (A) | 14,000 | 1–0 | ||
| 2 | Saturday, 6 May (2:45 pm) | 10.12 (72) | 11.14 (80) | Lost by 8 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 16,000 | 1–1 | ||
| 3 | Saturday, 13 May (2:45 pm) | 10.15 (75) | 10.7 (67) | Lost by 8 points | Arden Street Oval (A) | 5,000 | 1–2 | ||
| 4 | Saturday, 20 May (2:45 pm) | 7.15 (57) | 14.10 (94) | Lost by 37 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 12,000 | 1–3 | ||
| 5 | Saturday, 27 May (2:45 pm) | 7.14 (56) | 9.9 (63) | Lost by 7 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 12,000 | 1–4 | ||
| 6 | Saturday, 3 June (2:45 pm) | 10.13 (73) | 9.6 (60) | Lost by 13 points | Lake Oval (A) | 13,000 | 1–5 | ||
| 7 | Saturday, 10 June (2:45 pm) | 15.6 (96) | 16.9 (105) | Won by 9 points | Windy Hill (A) | 9,000 | 2–5 | ||
| 8 | Saturday, 17 June (2:45 pm) | 9.14 (68) | 11.13 (79) | Lost by 11 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 13,000 | 2–6 | ||
| 9 | Saturday, 24 June (2:45 pm) | 18.25 (133) | 3.6 (24) | Lost by 109 points | Corio Oval (A) | 6,000 | 2–7 | ||
| 10 | Saturday, 1 July (2:45 pm) | 5.14 (44) | 15.6 (96) | Lost by 52 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 10,000 | 2–8 | ||
| 11 | Saturday, 8 July (2:45 pm) | 21.10 (136) | 15.8 (98) | Lost by 38 points | Melbourne Cricket Ground (A) | 6,877 | 2–9 | ||
| 12 | Saturday, 15 July (2:45 pm) | 7.9 (51) | 8.15 (63) | Lost by 12 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 10,000 | 2–10 | ||
| 13 | Saturday, 22 July (2:45 pm) | 13.20 (98) | 10.14 (74) | Lost by 24 points | Princes Park (A) | 12,000 | 2–11 | ||
| 14 | Saturday, 29 July (2:45 pm) | 9.8 (62) | 10.14 (74) | Lost by 12 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 4,000 | 2–12 | ||
| 15 | Saturday, 5 August (2:45 pm) | 16.14 (110) | 9.18 (72) | Lost by 38 points | Western Oval (A) | 8,000 | 2–13 | ||
| 16 | Saturday, 19 August (2:45 pm) | 11.17 (83) | 9.6 (60) | Lost by 23 points | Punt Road Oval (A) | 9,000 | 2–14 | ||
| 17 | Saturday, 26 August (2:45 pm) | 8.12 (60) | 17.11 (113) | Lost by 53 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 12,500 | 2–15 | ||
| 18 | Saturday, 2 September (2:45 pm) | 10.9 (69) | 8.16 (64) | Won by 5 points | Glenferrie Oval (H) | 4,000 | 3–15 | ||
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